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Ian: Hey, beggars can't be choosers.
Garland: They can be. It doesn't work out.

Casey: And I can use my plus two Charisma to look sexy, like a sexy frog.

Casey: It's a hedge maze! There's gotta be a minotaur in it!

Casey: And later he'll come out, and he'll be a beautiful gnomerfly!

Tyler: "Who's in charge here?"
Garland: "I wish we had someone in charge."

Tyler: "Hey Joe, the merfolk wants to know about your minotaur!"

Tyler: Arazca is the City of Gold. If you knew where that was, you'd be there looting it instead of here.

Ian: Do undead like berries?
Tyler: They don't scream enough.

Garland: That's not really camping, that's just chilling out here.

Tyler: You're arguing with a snake, and you're losing!