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Orion: Mommy, I wanna do a joke with you.
Casey: Okay.
Orion: How much walls do we have?
Casey: A bunch?
Orion: No, zero! Ha! That's the joke!

Tyler: "So we're pretty sure the cube is up the snake's butt. So I'm going to cast Freedom of Movement on you, and you run past everybody and straight up his butt, grab it, and pull as hard as you can."

Tyler: "We were talking about strategy the whole time you were gone."
Jessie: "But mostly we were talking about snake butts."

Sam: "Everything is disgusting. That's the moral of this story."

Brian: "I shapeshifted into round."

Jessie: "My armor is my, like, sexual identity, so I have to wear it."
Sam: "You identify as an armor?"

Jessie: "Tis perhaps best to be sneaky, or else your organs and blood may be leaky."

Jessie: We did it guys, we made the DM our party leader.

Casey: "I can't cast spells."
Ian: "Wouldn't you want to read them? Touch them? Be around them? They're amazing!"

Arthur: Me and Jen are really good at tic-tac-toe. So the cat always wins.