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Tyler: "If he dies-- if we kill him-- we should use the lava."

Tyler: "Peyrac, are you hearkening over there? I can tell you're hearkening."

Jessie: Oh, so I just need to figure out how many gallons of froghemoth there is.

Tyler: "Dublin, can you tell us anything about this thing?"
Sean: "Yeah, it looks like a frog, it's big, and it hits like a son-of-a."
Tyler: "Son-of-a what?"
Sean: "Abomination."

Tyler: Cotton. Cotton is hair.
Casey: No, it's not.
Brian: You're thinking of wool.
Tyler: Oh yeah, cotton is plant hair.

Tyler: "What does a pile of humanoid bones say?"
Sean: "'Crunch, crunch'?"
Tyler: "That or necromancer yard sale."

Casey: We're going to beat up the door.
Garland: "Get wrecked, door!"

Casey: Your dad and I became boyfriend and girlfriend at my 19th birthday party.
Arthur: And then you had sex!
Casey: Um, well, not right away. But yes.
Arthur: I know you had sex, because I've lived with you my whole life.

Tyler: "Oh, so he made the right decision. Out of spite."

Ian: "Get ready to help me!"
Tyler: That's your battle cry.