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Brian: Well, a half an hour fits within an hour. I learned that much in computer science.
Jessie: Oh, sick burn. I don't have Excel open to do that kind of math.

Tyler: "It's rude to knock out the captive when other people are talking to him."

Tyler: "Okay, you can take his robe, but you have to tie him back up afterwards, because I already did that once."

Jessie: "You have Speak with Plants?"
Tyler: "Plants can understand me. It's less useful than you would think."

Tyler: "They even poop evil."

Tyler: There's no hooting in P.E.!
Arthur: Yes there is! There's a whole bunch of it!

Brian: "Would you like to do anything else, besides totally decapitate the cool terracotta guy?"

Tyler: "An unlimited supply of mayonnaise solves most problems eventually."

Orion: I can take care of how much love I have from far away. I start with one love, and then I get more and more! Today how much love I have is 72 hundred.

Arthur: Men are boy grownups.