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Orion: I want a lot of permission all the time so I can do anything I want!

Jessie: Steve's not very smart. He's a battle skunk. He's not really a thinking man's skunk.

Tyler: Add one angel to your inventory, I guess.
Casey: Angel corpse.

Ian: If you pay me, I'll murder-hobo anyone.
Casey: That's not a murder-hobo, that's an assassin-hobo.

Anton: Remember, he's a vampire.
Cesar: Well, everybody is something.

Jessie: "You're only gonna ever see that once. Especially because you're about to die."

Casey: Orion, what is that?
Orion, eating something he found on the table: It's a food, but I don't know what it is.

Orion: Where's the onions?
Tyler: Over here.
Orion: I don't want some of them.

Mom: Okay, you eat that shirt after you brush your teeth. It doesn't have any sugar in it.

Tyler: Do you know how you cook food?
Arthur: You wait for it to beep?