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Anton: Upward diagonal strike. I'm trying to cut his other thing off.

Tyler: People are zapping things up ahead of you. You're going to miss out!

Ian: "Not this time, hentai-man."

Tyler in the middle of the night, after putting Orion back to bed: He desperately needed assistance making a blanket fort.

Sean: I'm going to slowly and carefully open the door to avoid making any sound.
Jessie: But Ibn is standing behind you making door noises.

Brian: "If only I had more Diet Coke, I could kill all of these adventurers."

Jessie: "I agree. And not just because I have a god in my head making me be honest about everything."

Jessie: You wouldn't download a sarcophagus!

Jessie: "So this is what spider heaven is like!"

Casey: You hear heavy footfalls. It's the stirges! They're back! Stomp! Stomp! Stomp!
Jessie: And this time they brought shoes!