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Tyler: You were too busy looking for traps that you injured yourself on the treasure.

Tyler: He casts Detect Bullshit.
Brian: His "Detect Bullshit" fails.

Casey: No, you don't need your calculator in bed, Orion.

Orion: Maybe blind people don't sleep.
Casey: No, they do.
Orion: Who carries them into bed?

Sam: "This guy's really cool! No, wait, he sucks! He's hurting me."

Sam: "That's like carrying a gun in your mouth by the muzzle."

Jessie: "I need a reverse grappling hook."

Jessie: "2021 Yearbook: Voted Least Likely to be Crushed"

Jessie: "You're going to pull out one of your eyeballs, Dublin. We're going to need it. I have chosen you because I think you would look the most badass with an eye patch."

Tyler: "When I lift something, it stays lifted."