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Tyler: His rear end is being eaten by crabs, but you can see the front.

Tyler: "If anyone here is lawful, you should write this down."
Brian: "I'm outside and chaotic."

Doctor: What should we feed the hippo?
Orion: Cheese?

Jessie: "Nothing like a warm meal somebody else has cooked for you."

Sam: "You and all of Disneyland will feel the wrath of my power!"

Sam: You made this bed, you're going to have to sleep in it.
Tyler: I made this bed? Well, then I'm not going to pay full price for it.

Sean: "I still think the easiest way is to set them on fire."
Sam: "Spoken like a true sorcerer."

Cesar: "Cast Locate Object and find an ambulance."

Cesar: "This is weird! I like it!"

Casey: "Cast Locate Object and find a clue!"
Tyler: It's not within 500 feet. He fails.