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Tyler: "Oh, they can have one of my side bitches. I've got plenty."

Tyler: "You guys, if I start spouting nonsense in an ancient tongue, pay attention because it's probably something important."

Brian: I would like to pray to my deity. Which I can't seem to find.

Casey: Why do you want that?
Orion: I don't know. Some questions don't have an answer.

Garland: You don't call all of the most important people together just to say "Fuck you."
Tyler: That sounds like a very Rakdos thing to do.

Tyler: That gets more disturbing the more you think about it.

Ian: The true fight with Eldrazi was the friendships they made along the way.

Arthur: *sigh* I sure know how to play a song that sounds like what space would sound like if space had sound.

Casey: It's not polite to put your hands in someone's face.
Tyler: Unless you're a dentist.
Orion: I am.

Arthur: Be quiet!
Orion: No, you be quiet and I don't!