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Tyler: Roll an Arcana check, bitch!

Tyler: You have great confidence in our ability to shut up.

Arthur: I can breathe through my nose again, so I can eat bigger chunks of pizza.

Tyler: So we have a tremendously valuable statue, that we probably shouldn't melt down.

Jessie: I feel like I want to have a drawing of Howlrunner with a word balloon coming out of him saying, "People. Not actually all that big."

Jessie: These are not collector's edition wizards.

Brian: "This lady is super nice, so you'd better watch out or you'll end up in a stewpot."
Sam: "There won't be any water in it. We're not going to kill you or anything, you'll just be trapped and it'll be really annoying."

Sean: Evocation! Shocky-shocky burn-burn!

Casey: I think even if your carrying capacity is doubled, you can't carry an auditorium.

Tyler: Yeah, I was kind of wondering if you were going to go to him and say, "You killed my thing! Pay me!" I guess you could go to the other person and do that.
Garland: I'd rather blow her face off.