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Tyler: You've seen football.
Brian: Yeah, but the players are all visible.

Orion: What is a door?

Tyler: The food is probably not fish. TM. It's also probably not people.

Father with 2 daughters: Hopefully no one will get struck by lightning, okay guys?

Orion: Do you want me to tell you a joke, Grandpa?
Ray: Sure.
Orion: Why did the river cross the river?
Ray: Why?
Orion: They were playing chess. I mean checkers.

Brian: I return to the main body of the party to tell them this.
Tyler: Hey guys, I'm the main body of the party!

Orion: How many quarks are in a pixel?

Tyler: "That's why you have a big army."
Casey: "Or friends."
Tyler: "With a big army."

Tyler: You could send them a letter.
Orion: But you can't send them a number.

Orion, singing: When it's raining donuts, nobody knows where you are!