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Cesar: Where did the lightning come from? The shrubbery thingie?
Casey: Yeah, the shrubbery is attacking us.

Jessie: "This bad boy can fit so many dead wizards in it."

Brian: "You want me to just stab you a bit?"

Brian: It doesn't look very useful. But it doesn't have a weight, so I'll take it.

Casey: "What the hell! I thought you guys were librarians! What is going on?!"

Tyler: "I'm going to kill you, take all your stuff, and read all your books," is not a very poetic threat.

Tyler: It's hard to be panicked when you're toasty.

Ian: "Excuse me, I believe I am talking here."
Garland: "Exactly, I'm interrupting you."

Tyler: "That will be your last mistake."
Cesar: "No, in my life I will make many more mistakes."

Tyler: Hey! We have an opening for a homicidal maniac on our team, who will eventually betray us.