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Jessie: I was gone when this guy said who he is.
Casey: He didn't say who he is.
Brian: Anybody know speak with dead?

Tyler: I was gonna say that Valuure ran out of fucks, but I don't think he started with any. I think fucks were his dump stat.

Ian: "Zinyares, protect me! You have protecting stuff!"
Cesar: "Me? I just kill stuff and run away! You've seen me fight!"

Ian: "You're so beautiful, spirit guardians. Thank you for being here."

Ian: "They are my friends, who I would throw under a bus at any time."
Garland: "That's what we thought we were."
Tyler: No, you're the bus.

Tyler: You're not sure whether they're treating you as an ally or a mascot.

Tyler: She laughs more than you think she should.
Ian: "That's more than you should laugh."

Tyler: Normally I would say no, but in this case I'll let you guys do it.
Cesar: Thank you, magnanimous DM.

Tyler: "I double dare you. That's twice the dare!"
Sean: "What's two times zero?"

Tyler: I mean, most people are less than 3 angels.