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Brian: I dodge it with my face.

Sean: You have to remember, Kardak is not the brightest egg in the bunch.

Ian: You mean Disintegrate's not a cantrip?

Sean: I sit in the chair.
Tyler: You already did that. Sit harder.

Casey: We have dragon at home.
Cesar: Dragon at home: has no brain.

Sam: Helping people is its own reward. Because they give you stuff.

Garland: We're in D&D. Disintegrate is natural causes.

Sam: "Just to make sure he's dead, I eat him."
Tyler: "It's okay, you're a tyrannosaurus now. It's socially acceptable to eat people whole. Otherwise you have to cook them."

Tyler: "Howlrunner, do you want to be a tyrannosaurus?"
Sam: "I'm not opposed."

Tyler: "What do your elf ears see? I mean, what do your elf ears hear?" "I don't know, let me get them out of my bag."