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Tyler: "I welcome oblivion. But it will not be at your hand."
Cesar: "I will oblivion you! Obliviate-- shut up!"

Tyler: She had to cast Greater Invisibility twice because you guys took forever to open the door.

Tyler: "Don't let him die! I have to pay him 2 gold if he dies!"

Tyler: Nobody said you weren't a giant spider.

Tyler: You lick it with Arcana.

Tyler: There's definitely enough opinionated meat on the ground.

Sam: Wow, we straight up wandered into Mind Flayer Zone. The legendary mind flayer theme park.

Magician at a birthday party: There are 8 billion people in the world, but each one of you is very special. But we have somebody with us here who is very, very special.
Child in audience: Bill Gates?

Orion: I have all my gold coins for Leprechauns Day.

Jessie: "It is probably best to err on the side of killing people."