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Sam: Are you sure you want to incentivize them eating people?
Jessie: Yeah.

Brian: I don't have any food other than rations... oh, I have a potato.
Casey: Where'd you get a potato?
Brian: I dunno.

Orion coughs several times in succession.
Arthur: Please summarize your cough in one to two coughs.

Garland: "Is the unicorn good?"
Cesar: "So far."
Tyler (as unicorn): "Better than you!"
Garland: "Let's not test that."

Tyler: "Nobody likes a told-you-so!"
Garland: "That's because I told you so!"
Tyler: "A little busy! We can yell at each other later!"

Garland: "What the hell is going on?"
Cesar: "Uh, it's Friday. A unicorn and a guy who's as handsome as me is attacking me."

Tyler: Bard plus sorcerer is warlock.
Cesar: How dare you, sir? How dare you? I don't have no sugar daddy here!

Orion: You die if you fall in the Death Pit.
Henry: I know that! It's called the Death Pit!

Tyler: "Can I get a magical item that makes people use scrying on me, instead of protects me from it?"

Tyler: It's a game of Assassin and everybody got your name.
Cesar: Too bad it wasn't Secret Santa.