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Sean: "I have an extendable rod!"
Tyler: "I do, too, but we're not talking about that right now!"

Arthur: I figured out that the penis muscle is connected to the belly button muscle.

Cesar: I laugh in his face.
Tyler: You have to find his face first.

Casey: "Do or not not, there is no try."
Tyler: Do or do. There is no "do not."
Arthur: Do or do not. If you do not, you will get a time out.

Arthur: My tablet is an asteroid.

Tyler: Do I get inspiration for eating two bugs?
Sean: You ate two bugs?
Tyler: I eat another bug. Do I get inspiration now?
Brian: You could eat an ankheg-- wait, I think I'd give inspiration for that.
Tyler: I would try.

Brian: "You don't see me complaining."
Sean: "That's all you've been doing."

Jessie: "Every temple I go to has fricking tapestries on cannibalism."

Jessie: "I told you not to pick up the skull. I didn't know it would be sarcastic."

Brian: OHHH...
Jessie: Are you an old man? In a Cthulhu story?