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Sam: "I don't care if people hear me coming. It won't save them in the end."

Tyler: "This is much better. Everybody protect me."

Tyler: Sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from magic.

Casey: "That is a good question. Why would a vampire have a mirror in his cell?"
Cesar: "So he can figure out who is the fairest of them all!"
Ian: "That's valid. That's a valid reason."

Tyler: Cool girls don't look at explosions they're flying away from.

Casey: "You should run. Or turn into a dinosaur."
Ian: "I'm going to run and turn into a dinosaur."

Casey: A lycanthropope who can turn into a polar bear!

Ray, trying to get Orion to say "piano" instead of "panano": What is that thing called again? Think about it before you say it.
Orion: Kla-boo-see-tah!

Tyler: Male banshees? This sexual equality thing has gone too far!

Tyler: This is a greatsword. It's just not a very useful sword.