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Casey: "I would like you to not die."
Jessie: "That's the nicest thing you've said all day."

Jessie: "You're resistant to fire, right? Hold still."

Brian: The tomb dwarf is reasonably intelligent.
Sam: That's the worst kind of intelligent.

Jessie: "Why do you always start picking up my accent?"
Brian: Dwarves are very impressionable.

Cesar: "I think I have a connection with nature."
Anton: "Maybe because you love snakes?"
Cesar: "Not really, but..."
Anton: "Well, they love you."

Tyler: "I am a beautiful elven maiden!"
Cesar: "I believe in equality! I'm gonna beat you even if you are a woman!"

Cesar: "Yeah, that's the sense I get after a party. Dread and delusion."

Jessie: I'm a wizard, which is pretty much an engineer. Pretty much everything is an engineer.

Jessie: Morgan comes up and he's like, "I hate nature. And the gig economy."

Orion: If you mix dinosaur seeds and corn seeds together and plant them, you get a Cornasaur.