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Ian: "It smells like Orzhov."
Garland: "It smells like ugly."

Tyler: "I'm not sure I like 'Princess Fuzzypants.' I'm not wearing pants. It's inaccurate."

Tyler: "We'll explode that bridge when we come to it. Goblin motto."

Bill: "I'm just going to take you guys at your word that you didn't start a massive guild war. There's only 3 of you. I would be very impressed."

Ian: "We've gotta find him so I can give him a kiss. It's in the contract."

Ian: "Stealing, negotiating, it's all semantics."

Tyler coming up with a battle cry: "For the greater profit!"

Ian: "All your lava is belong to us?"
Tyler: "All our lava is belong to you!"

Tyler: "Oh, I'm sitting on a giant flaming thing. I forgot."
Ian: "But it feels so warm, Captain Kirk!"

Tyler: In fact, he has 'Speak with Plants,' so he can ask them, "Hey, are you a snakeberry?" And they're like, "No... hiss..." And he's like, "Gotcha!"