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Tyler: In general, despite what adventurers may think, if you kill someone, it doesn't mean all their stuff is yours.

Tyler: With enough wine, everyone is your friend. Did I mention wine is vegetarian?

Tyler, singing: When I think about you, I bless myself.

Tyler: He just says 'stab.' It's a drow greeting.

Tyler: It's not stolen; you know it's right here.

Ian: It's a punch card.
Kenneth: After 10 arrests you get a free one.

Orion: If you see a foot sticking out, that's my foot!
Jen: That foot needs to go in the bathroom!
Orion: Foots don't have penises!

Arthur, to Orion: You always say "Ba" because you're a babble. And you're crazy. And you're an ABC guy. And I love you. I love you!

Sam: The reason why you're sneaking is the same reason why you're putting on your armor. Shit's about to get dangerous.

Sean: This frog bows to no one!