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Tyler, talking about programming: We could turn off that flag.
Orion: Turn off the American flag.
Arthur: Now we're Japanese!

Orion: This is the bestest house that I never did be in.

Sean: "Why am I responsible for cooking?"
Brian: "Because you're short. Deal with it!"

Jessie: You find a book called, "Spiders: Are They Really That Bad?"

Brian: Peyrac surreptitiously slides the item into his... whatever.

Sam: Is he a spider god? From the semi-elemental plane of spiders?
Tyler: Oh, that is the worst idea.

Tyler: I was always a Disney princess.

Orion: Does anybody like the word "fuck" in this house?

Sam: "Nature is gross. Why did I become a druid?"

Arthur, pretending to be his grandmother: "It's not Granny Jen, it's Grandma Jen! I changed my name again!"