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Jessie: "Aww, I'm sober! Dang it!"

Brian: "I check for traps on this door."
Jessie: "I already went through it."
Tyler: "That's the preferred way to search for traps."

Rick: "They found a new precious metal that's worth 1.257 gold."

Jessie: "Well that was a good use of my turn. I'm going to dance around him for the rest of it."

Jessie: "I'm making a groping search."
Rick: "You find a lawsuit!"

Tyler: "Until you find the loot, it doesn't matter if there are any doors."

Brian: "What color is it?"
Tyler: "Dark."

Jessie: "Doesn't Mage Hand say it can't actually do anything useful?"

Jessie: "They should just implement the metric system. 'You find a centigold. You find a milligold.'"

Tyler: "Your statement is reasonable."
Brian: "Damn straight it's reasonable."