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Tyler: "Bluff check. 10."
Jessie: "He gives you an eyebrow."
Tyler: "I take his eyebrow and add it to my own!"

Jessie: "If you go back up, the wizard dudes are waiting for you. And not in a 'about to kill you' way."

Jessie: "Whatever the hell a yallox is, it was holding something."

Jessie: "I'm not exactly sure what meenlocks keep on them, but you find 1100 gold worth."
Tyler: "Meenlock poop!"

Brian: "I'd probably get my ass kicked."
Tyler: "Yeah, but it'd be hilarious!"

Casey: "We enter the slightly hidden tunnel."
Brian: "We are slightly attacked by a gelatinous cube."

Tyler: "A passive to your golem gender knowledge check."

Jessie: "An old, angry, bedrazzled man opens the door."

Brian: "What's the reflex for the Watered Cultist?"
Jessie: "Warped Cultist."

Jessie: "He also has resistance to monks."
Tyler: "Well, it's a good thing my damage is monk and awesome."
Jessie: "Dammit! He doesn't have resistance to awesome."