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Jessie: "Is this a porno or what?"
Tyler: "You know what you can get for a dollar."

Casey: "How many triangles are in this picture?"
Tyler: "None. A triangle is an abstract concept and can't be on a piece of paper."

Brian: "I have more Titicaca than you!"

Brian: "Theodore! Roosevelt! With the glasses!"

Tyler: "What breed of cat goes limp when you pick it up?"
Brian: "A dead cat?"

Jessie: "I'm playing 'Don't touch me.'"
Rick: "I'll up you with 'Stop hitting yourself.'"

Tyler: "What term is used to refer to a master glassblower?"
Brian: "Blowhard?"

Brian: "I don't know if I could ever get pregnant."
Casey: "No, you couldn't."

Jessie: "Clearly spiders are not intelligent. They don't write poetry."
Brian: "I don't write poetry."

Rick: "I'm extreme, ancient, and sexy."
Tyler: "Death by mental image."