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Brian: "Maybe the Spanish instructions would make more sense."

Tyler: "This is like 'fuck you' the game."

Amanda: "If he wears a bowtie it's okay."
Rick: "He wears a hat and bowtie but no pants."

Tyler: "Bodybuilders aren't athletes."
Jessie: "Arnold Schwarzenegger begs to differ with your head."

Rick: "You fell into my syphilis trap."
Tyler: "The prostitute was trapped."

Amanda: "Wow, we're sitting on a gold mine."
Rick: "An electrum mine."

Jessie: "Screaming choirs of St. Michael's Orphans."

Rick: "If you give me evidence that that's an instrument, I'm never ever coming back here again."

Jessie: "Things you don't want in the house: Tyrannosaurus Rex."
Tyler: "What are you talking about?!"

Jessie: "Rick would like to sleep on the couch right now."