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Panelist: "Arabella realized through this sort of coked up clown logic that only happens at the climax of a story."

"A nearby zoo exploded."

Panelist: "I was juggling so many cars to get this [book] done-- I was dyeing my hair every three minutes."

Tyler: "Facebook is the future of humanity."

Panelist: "It seems asinine that you would write 140 characters and get most of the spelling wrong."

Panelist 1: "Writing is an outsourcing of memory."
Panelist 2: "Plato condemns it for precisely that reason."
Panelist 1: "Too bad."

Panelist: "A cyclopian monument to man's inability to conceive of what other man will eat."

Panelist: "We're just here to sell things! We're not here to have intelligent discussion!"

Panelist: "You can't be an ant. You'd be like, 'Food, Smells, Picnic!'"

Panelist: "We will love the insane hairless monkeys."