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Panelist 1: "The mermaid is the Starbucks symbol."
Panelist 2: "And that's a fish with boobs!"

Panelist: "[The internet] is a volt-porn converter."

Panelist: "Benjamin Franklin equals porn."

Panelist: "If you go the back of the KFC wearing your Illuminati ring, they will give you a bucket of porn."

Panelist 1: "I'm gonna draw that fish with breasts again."
Panelist 2: "You like drawing breasts."
Panelist 1: "Actually, I like drawing fish."

Panelist 1: "It's all about the pimping."
Panelist 2: "I thought it was about zombies."

Panelist about Dragon Naturally Speaking: "So I'd get 5000 words in no time at all, but they were almost all wrong."

Panelist: "You all know about my car and how it broke down and ther was a safe in the trunk with canaries in it."

Panelist 1: "Since you're all here as aspiring writers, write for God's sakes."
Panelist 2: "And read people who do it well."
Panelist 1: "Or just us."

Panelist: "Why is he doing this? What, did you miss it? He's a psycho killer."