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Panelist: "Oh, come on, you got em on the edge of their something or others."

Panelist: "And suddenly the rocketship, which should have smashed into a thousand pieces, bounced."

Panelist: "Lemme tell you, I can't get this god damn marsupial out of the atmosphere."

Panelist 1: "Abraham Lincoln."
Panelist 2: "Vampire Hunter."
Panelist 1: "The Musical."

Panelist: "He was a vampire hunting for zombies."

Panelist: "You tell him that he has to use a tesla coil and then you complain that it doesn't make any sense."

Panelist: "And no one has committed necrophilia yet. The night is still young."

Panelist: "We'll save that later for the necrophilia part."

Panelist: "'Cotton-candy-ass-powered zombies.' I can work with that."

Panelist: "You know, it was a zombie Wile E. Coyote and Roadrunner. You know, like, 'Meep...'"