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Panelist: "Naturally the troll began chasing after them, because trolls like smashing things."

Panelist: "The cops, who are going to take care of the zombie horde before they spread their cotton candy ass dreams to society."

Panelist: "Fair and balanced because they had both a liberal and a conservative and they were arguing about which button to push."

Panelist: "Suddenly, the plot continued!"

Panelist: "Thank you all for making this really fucked up."

Panelist: "I use big words, so be careful. Be very careful."

Panelist: "The sign at McDonalds says 'Billions Served;' it doesn't say 'Fine Cuisine.'"

Panelist: "When you pass the 'Oh no the dead can't be rising' and it's gone on to 'Oh no they're eating my toes...'"

Panelist 1: "I'm just going with canon here."
Panelist 2: "Cannon would kill a lot of zombies."

Panelist: "'My momma was a zombie.' 'I'm in love with a zombie."