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Panelist: "Chunk of lichen here, chunk of lichen there, chunk of lichen everywhere except for first class; they are trying to save money."

Panelist: "If you've never had lichen ass, brother, you haven't had ass."

Panelist: "You know, there's all sorts of things they don't teach you in school. And it's all wrapped for your protection."

Panelist: "We're talking about an enormous organism of indeterminate genus, and let's face it, kingdom at this point."

Panelist: "This is not a very popular art form. How about extreme ballet?"

Panelist: "This time, marketing had been done right... the entire cast of Project Runway was eaten."

Panelist: "Forty-two rocket powered Scotsmen in full kilt and claymore"

Panelist: "Twenty-five foot long performing electric rotary monkeys"

Panelist: "It was going to be a... climax involving tactical nuclear weapons. Bite me, Tchaikovsky."

Panelist: "We like our donkeys hermaphroditic."