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Panelist: "Schwarzeneggerian in his immensity."

Panelist 1: "Point of clarity, Los Angeles is now a seething, heaving mass of fungoid tissue."
Panelist 2: "What else is new?"

Panelist: "It couldn't possibly be sexist-- I'm a woman!"

Panelist: "I can't be sexist, I'm wearing a skirt! And I must say, I look damned good in it."

Panelist: "I had to tell you, smegma is not a fungus."

Panelist 1: "We're going to use the secret ingredient: Sentient algae."
Panelist 2: "I thought you broke up with him."

Panelist: "He said there wasn't any money in being a sidekick to a fungicidal maniac. I told him the hours were good."

Panelist 1: "I've got a fucking PhD, you know."
Panelist 2: "A PhD in Fucking."
Panelist 1: "You just have to know the right school to apply to."

Panelist 1: "[Wild sex is] not what they do in the abbatoir."
Panelist 2: "Speak for yourself!"

Panelist 1: "I can has lichen!"
Panelist 2: "This has a flavor!"