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Panelist: "The gummy worm Oroboros was dissolving even as we speak. It won't be referred to again."

Panelist: "The simulacrum of Leonard Nimoy was running for President of the United states, as a Democrat. No one had noticed."

Panelist: "You can make just about anything out of a colander, if you know some witchcraft and have a large hammer."

Panelist: "There's a natural lull in the story here."

Panelist 1: "Magically, a river flows under the bridge."
Panelist 2: "There's nothing magical about that. A river is a natural thing to flow under a bridge. A freeway is an unnatural thing to have under a bridge."
Panelist 1: "Ah, but it's a river of stinky cheese."
Panelist 2: "Oh, that's magical."

Panelist: "Master and Commander, also known as Star Trek 9."

Panelist 1: "For those of you who have not been to the smackdown before, here's how it works."
Panelist 2: "It works?"

Panelist: "We discovered that we are full of tinier men."

Panelist: "Could I use that bathroom? No, it was the Sanctum Sanctorium. It was where the Ark of the Covenant was stored."

Panelist 1: "It will be coming out in March of 07."
Panelist 2: "07? You mean 09."
Panelist 1: "Right. No, it's a time travel book. You had to have been there."