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Panelist: "Tis a poor scalper who blames his tools."

Panelist: "Goat-driven chariot. Goat pulled. Goat powered."

Panelist: "The nerves of these people, limited as they were, being athletes, the bastards."

Panelist: "This thing of a thousand limited minds and an odd number of feet."

Panelist: "Sorry, that would only be disturbing to me. I forgot where I was."

Panelist 1: "I knew you were a man of good taste."
Panelist 2: "You haven't tasted me yet."

Panelist: "It's an athlete fungus. It knows how to deal with nerd stuff."

Panelist: "It had believed in its coach and wanted to thank God for taking a personal hand in the consumption of most of the Western United States... and ladies, he's single!"

Panelist: "Because the lights aren't on because if they turned them on somewhere a person in a shower would be electrocuted."

Panelist: "Fighting the urge to fall to their knees, they don't want to be the first to fall or the last to fall, because these guys are losers."