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Panelist: "It's the icing on the Hell cake. It's the thing that confirms that you will go to bed with indegestion of the soul."

Panelist 1: "Does it really matter what kind of herring it is when you put it in a peanut butter sandwich?"
Panelist 2: "Yes! I can tell you it does!!"

Panelist: "And bring us some sort of I can't imagine how closure to this imaginary story within a story within a story."

Panelist: "We've replaced this person's meat glue with ballet shoes."

Panelist: "You know what borril is? You take a cow and reduce it to a black paste. That's about it."

Panelist: "And when it emerged from the labyrinth of the Dewey Decimal System..."

Panelist: "So, after consuming half of New Jersey-- not a healthy food choice--"

Panelist: "You know you aren't quite drunk enough when you can say 'terpsichorian.'" [Takes a gulp from flask]

Panelist: "Ecdesiastic. It's like ecclesiastic except dancing instead of church."

Panelist 1: "You're up against some pretty stiff competition."
Panelist 2: "I know. I've been trying not too look."