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Panelist: "Nothing gets done except you piss each other off."

Panelist: "Failure is often a better goad than opportunity."

Panelist: "If you're a struggling author, your social caché goes up by 4 or 5 levels."

Panelist: "Watch American Idol for an hour, you'll find out that people who think they're good are shit."

Panelist 1: "Where am I going to get a piece of toast in the world?"
Panelist 2: "Cause I'm hungry."

Panelist: "You're having to pull one word at a time through a tiny hole."

Panelist: "What makes you want to punch them in the head, or makes you want to make-- them a sandwich."

Panelist: "A lot of the best shit comes in sideways."

Panelist: "The specific diamond that is your brain and the way the light refracts off it."

Panelist 1: "I could be in the middle of a Superbowl party with music blasting and belly dancers in front of me."
Panelist 2: "Can I come to your Superbowl parties?"
Panelist 1: "And we'd be able to use the bathroom with the Holy Grail."