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Panelist 1: "But the sign on the wormhole says 'exit,' not 'enter.'"
Panelist 2: "That's never stopped them before."

Panelist: "I could spend hours going over the shape of the alien lawnmower. But you'd be bored."

Panelist: "I only had three drinks. That was not enough for this panel."

Panelist: "Someone is attempting to make robot cockroaches with genders so they can breed and take over the universe."

Panelist: "Gummy Lube."

Panelist: "I lose more sanity points this way."

Panelist: "It's like the gummy Lady Macbeth."

Panelist: "You know, no one has ever been glared to death on this panel."

Panelist: "Repopulated Gummy Ragnarok with Orange Pigs."

Panelist: "Secret ingredient: rhymed poetry about oranges, not by oranges."