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Panelist: "Dystopia was last year, this year it's all fairy tales, all the time."

Panelist: "Sleeping Beauty is a fairy tale I have a lot of problems with. For one, I'm an insomniac."

Audience member: "You can't get too much more passive than being asleep."

Panelist: "She was put to sleep by a prick."

Panelist: "I love ladies who love ladies, but I don't love the ladies myself."

Audience member: "There's a guy who's had a little too much Freud."

Panelist: "She had a cleavage weasel."

Panelist: "If I bit my tongue any harder, I'd spit blood."

Panelist: "I'm gonna finish this because I'm hoping the characters die."

Panelist: "Do NOT DISS JANE AUSTEN!!"