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Panelist: "The Monolith is incapable of kneeling."

Panelist: "It all comes down to this-- Kirk's Enterprise versus the Serenity! With Battlestar Galactica in there somewhere."

Panelist 1: "The Monolith is pointy, and the Defiant is round. Pointy always defeats round."
Panelist 2: "That's not true! Rock always defeats scissors."

Panelist: "The Monolith is so all-powerful, it wouldn't allow any Star Trek after Deep Space 9."

Panelist 1: "They made a toy of the Defiant. Nobody ever made a toy of the Monolith."
Panelist 2: "We are the Monolith's toys."
Panelist 1: "It was the box the Enterprise came in."

Audience member: "How do I get that job?"
Panelist: "Be more interesting than right."

Panelist 1: "It's the best three minutes you'll have with clothes on. And I hope your other fun without clothes lasts longer than three minutes."
Panelist 2: "Why do I feel suddenly inadequate?"
Panelist 3: "Because your clothes are on."

Panelist: "I'm one of those Tolkien ripoff artists that you either love or hate."

Panelist: "We all think we invented suspicion of authority."

Panelist: "I abso-fricking-lutely plotzed."