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Panelist: "I told you, don't trade dogs while you're drunk."

Panelist: "We grew up in a society that didn't accept us for who we are, so screw them."

Panelist: "I have no particular expertise... so they made me moderator."

Panelist: "I'm, as far as I know, heterosexual and all."

Panelist 1: "I like my meat."
Panelist 2: "I like your meat too."

Panelist: "It turns out this hot dog's a pretty good chess player."

Panelist: "It turns out that killing a rubber duck isn't really a crime."

Panelist: "Theodore doesn't know what to do because it feels like the dildo is stalking him. And it is."

Panelist 1: "It all started with a hot dog. And his need to express mustard."
Panelist 2: "He exists to do mustard. Mustard was the verb of his life."

Panelist: "Circumambulatory mustard deities are strange."