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Panelist: "He happens to have a gun and he shoots the duck."

Panelist: "Taking the dildo, he climbed into the spaceship."

Panelist: "What am I, fucking chopped liver? You were supposed to get me a hot dog like 6000 years ago!"

Panelist: "Thanks to this dildo, I now have 4 gallons of semen! That's the meaning of life!"

Panelist: "Not the fun kind of evil. Not the kind of evil that you take out at parties and show to kids."

Panelist: "Do any of us ever really get our hot dog?"

Panelist: "I wish to no longer be the God of Mustard because I cannot cut it."

Panelist: "Thank you all for being a bunch of sick, disgusting bastards."

Panelist: "The first generation of sentient oranges died in giving birth to the pig-oranges, who were all eaten by the one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple people eater. Where else do you get to say sentences like that?"

Panelist 1: "Is it the Gummy Sword of Damocles?"
Panelist 2: "No, actually it was candy-coated."