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Panelist: "That leaves us with the obvious problem, an extra donkey penis."

Panelist: "For me, an extra donkey penis would be a solution."

Panelist 1: "That's not guacamole."
Panelist 2: "It's lichenous cat vomit."

Panelist 1: "So they had to bring in someone, a donkey moyul, to remove the donkey penis."
Panelist 2: "How could he hold the little tiny blades in his hooves?"

Panelist: "I picked my nose and wiped it in the same place for five years, now it's crustaceous."

Panelist: "If this evening has taught us anything, it's that bullshit rituals have to be satisfied."

Panelist: "An enormous kilt. You could have covered Absynnia with that kilt. Not that you'd want to. Those people have spears."

Panelist: "...and every cat in the universe hocked up a hairball consisting of barbed wire and bat parts."

Panelist 1: "I would probably make at least two people in the audience cry."
Panelist 2: "Well, we're allowed to do that."
Panelist 1: "It depends which two. I wanna know which two."

Panelist: "Any urban fantasy has at least twelve or fifteen characters you're supposed to remember the names of."