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Panelist: "They're all in a line, and as each one comes to the front, he either gets ten dollars or a punch in the face."

Panelist: "Hungry GMs end games quickly. 'A dragon comes and you all die.'"

Panelist: "FBI getting you down?"

Audience member: "What good stuff do you get out of procrastination?"
Panelist 1: "I got a wicked score in Spider the other day."
Panelist 2: "One of my Sims was an astronaut."

Panelist: "The people who didn't know me as a writer decided I was a ghost hunter. Am I gonna say no to that?"

Panelist: "Well, I'm obsessed with yeast now."

Panelist: "I just listen to the voices in my head; I don't talk to myself."

Panelist: "What, it's Fuck Week!"

Panelist: "If you want to be a good GM, play with a bad GM."

Panelist: "Not that we don't enjoy a good slaughter or explosion..."