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Rick: "Come on, Rockingham. Not everything's metal."
Tyler: "I was made for metal."
Rick: "I am made of metal."

Tyler: "That's how we found out they were unbreakable, because the first thing we did with them was try to hit each other with them."

Brian: "I'm not even sure I have a mouth."

Brian: "I would have done that differently."
Jessie: "I'm... sorry?"

Jessie: "I don't make bombs, I make robots! With little wings, that could hold flowers, or kitties, or chocolate..."

Rick: "As my grandfather used to say, 'Moo.'"

Amanda: "You guys should like breasts more."
Tyler: "I don't think I've ever been accused of that."

Brian: "Hitler probably has his own fan club."

Jessie: "If this was golf I'd be winning."

Casey: "If you're a professional pillowfighter it doesn't count."
Amanda: "They probably have those in Vegas."