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Jessie: "It's not really a pipe organ."
Tyler: "It's a xylophone!"
Jessie: "It's a burning thing!"
Tyler: "It's a burning xylophone!"

Jessie: "It's like a makefish-- makeshift sling..."

Casey: "He's resistant to stupid."
Tyler: "We're in trouble."

Tyler: "You have to make a history check to find her."
Jessie: "Well I'm not trained in history."
Tyler: "Sucks to be you."
Jessie: "I'll just read the information off your corpse."
Tyler: "I didn't write it on my corpse."
Jessie: "Well I will!"

Jessie: "The statues are of the dudes you just fought."
Brian: "They were statues of skeletons?"

Jessie: "They were like 'Wonder Twin Powers, activate! Form of... smartass!' 'Hey! I was gonna pick that!'"

Brian: "I can read!"
Tyler: "Is that your at will?"
Brian: "No, it's an encounter. But I can wait five minutes."

Jessie: "Every round, the wizard has to roll a die to see if he trips over his own robes. Because people were complaining that the wizard wasn't rolling enough."
Tyler: "Do any other classes want to complain?"

Tyler: "Roll a d8, take the square root, multiply by pi..."
Rick: "Round down."

Rick: "You've been playing for an hour, here's your ten copper!"