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Brian: "[The undead] really should be immune to sleep."
Rick: "They're tired! They've been awake for a long time!"

Tyler: "It's old school. And it's the bad part of old school."

Tyler: "I don't even have a kneeling action! I can't do it! I can go prone, I can hustle!"

Tyler: "I'm Human Fighter, of Neutral Good Human Fighter 1! What level are you?"

Jessie: "How much gold do these stirges have on them? Did they just come from the ATM? Traveler's checks, unsigned! Damn!"

Tyler: "They removed all the un-fun parts of the game and skipped right to the loot! Crappy loot, but still!"

Jessie: "Follow whatever god I follow, and we will be friends forever."

Tyler: "Does anyone have a rope?"
Jessie: "I have kitchen utensils. Does that help?"
Tyler: "Well, I would totally put a rope in a kitchen, so sure!"

Rick: "I can smell the loot. It's this way!"

Jessie: "I can open locks. Is it locked?"
Tyler: "No. You can't open it."