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Amanda: "You won't fit in my backpack! Time to find a new boyfriend."

Brian: "They took my job."
Tyler: "What is your job? That they took?"
Brian: "I dunno; they took it."

Brian: "The King of the Pier is a mysterious, mystical guy. He's not just a bum."
Tyler: "He's a mysterious, mystical bum."

Rick: "'What was your first date like?' 'I rescued my boyfriend from a box.'"
Jessie: "He vomited up this blue stuff and I was like--"
Rick: "That's the man for me."

Rick: "I like the way you spit."

Tyler: "I will put a roof over your heads even if it is a submarine."

Rick: "Death by snoo-snoo!"

Jessie: "Soylent Coffee is people!"

Rick: "Breakin' news! Local company moves boxes!"

Rick: "There's a bunch of hash marks on the side: 'Mark this if you're breaking in.'"