Recently Added

Amanda: "You carry a purse?"
Brian: "It's a satchel! It's European!"
Amanda: "I have a satchel at home; it's a purse."
Rick: "That's cause it's not European."

Brian: "So this is just an instrument of determining fey-ness."
Rick: "Fey-dar if you will."

Tyler: "He's a mad cosmologist."

Brian: "We have Bruce Banner, and this guy who's tortured, and a doctor who works places, a cat, and this guy who's batshit crazy."

Brian: "We've got a disparate group of people coming together and committing crimes."

Amanda: "If I turned 40 feet tall, everyone would watch my show."

Amanda: "Is there anything labeled 'antidote'? I drink it."
Brian: "You turn into a frog."

Rick: "[We're] Just the cleaning staff."
Tyler: "Nobody ever cleans this place!"
Rick: "I can tell."

Rick: "Reporting by tackling."
Brian: "Hard-hitting reporting."

Brian: "Do I have a weapon on me? This is America! We all have weapons!"