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Ian: "If they want to slit their wrists, I've got the dagger right here."
Tyler: "They're spiders. They don't even have wrists!"

Ed: "If he swings Torrin against the empty air does the attack include Torrin?"

Ian: "Please make sure all hands and arms are within the lizard until the lizard has come to a complete stop."

Tyler: "I can slide my dagger places, too."
Ian: "The second you do I turn invisible."

Tyler: "Little help? I'm trapped in the liver! And the testicles are missing, I dunno what happened!"

Rick: "At least you're not running away!"
Niko: "Speaking of which...!"

Ian: "Stabbing a little girl is a free action?"
Rick: "He's just that kind of guy."

GM: "Even in death you are useless!!"

GM: "You have a minor action."
Tyler: "I wave to the crowd."

Panelist 1: "Nobody's after us, so we can stay as long as we want. Yeah! We own this place!"
Panelist 2: "The party's just getting started!"