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Panelist 1: "What happened before the Big Bang?"
Panelist 2: "There was no before."

Panelist: "I think there's something more profound here than that we're all nuts."

Panelist: "There's a universe with Winnie the Pooh and Piglet."

Rick: "Yeah, he's a gnome poser."

Ian: "Must gouge out inner eye!!"

Ian: "Saidlash has extra healing surges flying out the wazoo."

Rick: "In the mummy, there's some delicious, delicious eyeballs."

Tyler: "Flanking the carpet. It sounds like it should be dirty but it's not."

Rick: "This is the least comfortable carpet ever."
Ed: "Like a carpet that burns your feet and then eats them."

Rick: "Kill the zombie. Then retrieve my corpse."